Watch the Game Highlights
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You sit down on the edge of Ginsburg’s bed to watch highlights of the football game. Terrell Owens catches a touchdown pass for the Cowboys. You smile. That T.O. is one heck of a player, but, uh oh, the Giants are making a comeback. You feel your heart palpitate again.
Behind you, Ginsburg awakens and spots you at the foot
of her bed.
“President Bush, what are you doing here?”
“One sec,” you tell her.
The Cowboys, the sportscaster says, ended up pulling out
a victory.
“Oh, hello,” you say to the Chief Justice.
“I could just kill you!” she exclaims. “To pay me a visit and not give me advanced notice! I hardly have anything in the refrigerator. Come, have some leftovers.”
You tell her you’re not hungry.
“Nonsense,” she replies. “Just give me two minutes.”
Ginsburg warms up some brisket and mashed potatoes. Delicious.
Afterwards, you have the Secret Service drive you back to the White House. Sitting on a chair just outside your office in a black overcoat and fedora is Jack Abramoff. He stands and tells you that the Cherokee Indians have a gorgeous plot of land just east of the Rio Grande, which would make an ideal location for your new Presidential library. He says he’ll make sure it gets paid for if you pardon him for the felonies he was convicted of two years ago.
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