Look in the Closet
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You walk in the closet and much to your surprise you ï¬nd
yourself face-to-face with Vice President Cheney.
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“Vice President Cheney, what are you doing here?”
A startled Cheney looks around then quickly grabs hold of one of
Laura’s gowns.
“Uh. . .I just wanted to see how it went with my ï¬gure,” he replies, but can see that you’re not buying it and so he resorts to plan b.
“Just play it cool, Dubya,” Cheney whispers through his crooked, maniacal grin. “We can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way.” Cheney pulls out his shotgun and aims it directly at your head. “Do what I say, George.”
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