Author Brian Abrams

Thankfully, Louie Anderson did not succumb to a gastric bypass gone wrong, as was erroneously reported last week. (After Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett and Ed McMahon kicked it, I had no more energy to mourn.)...

Listening to Andrew Dice Clay's misogynist material may very well be one of the greatest guilty pleasures for yours truly, but even better is when Gilbert Gottfried parodies the macho Jew. This vid only recentl...

Thanks to Carly Wong of Bristol, U.K., for hooking up our morning dose of O.J. ...

I realize that I have the maturity level of a six-year old, but isn't it curious that, in St. Cloud, Minnesota, high schoolers spend the season playing on Dick Putz Field? ...

We're all a little shocked over the breaking news that the King of Pop has kicked the bucket. I'm not ready to drop any quips about "Thriller" (i.e. zombies) or whatever, so we'll just leave you with ...

Meet Andy Souza, the founder of Four Gs Magazine, a 26-year-old graffiti, guns, girls and ganja aficionado. Heeb caught up with Souza to ask about his four fave things. Why did you start this mag? I grew up--...

"I was wild and crazy," Scotty Schwartz says of his days licking a frosted flag pole in A Christmas Story and kicking it with Richard Pryor in The Toy, but some would say his post-child-stardom employment was a...

Writer/director Harold Ramis has gotten biblical after all those years busting ghosts. Ramis spent some time with Heeb this month to talk about his new movie Year One and the maturity levels of his Stone Age hu...

On the way home from shooting a bat mitzvah in Boca Raton, Brooklyn photographer Peter Svarzbein happened upon this lumber company in Hanover, Pennsylvania, which was actually founded by a dude named J.A. Schmu...

Every now and then our office receives correspondence from some random motherfuckers. Letters from prisoners and hate e-mail from white supremacists are a given, but the most frightening of al...

Actor Bobb'e J. Thompson (whose film credits include such Oscar-worthy roles as "Tar Pits Kid #1" in Land of the Lost), has honed in on the true meaning of the Bar Mitzvah with his amazing dance jam, ...