Unlucky Louie Anderson Is Still Alive

Thankfully, Louie Anderson did not succumb to a gastric bypass gone wrong, as was erroneously reported last week. (After Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett and Ed McMahon kicked it, I had no more energy to mourn.) I am happy to say, Anderson is still alive and stuffing his face.

Now I don’t feel so bad about posting this exclusive picture of the comedian pissing himself at a Vegas show I attended a while back. Piss-In-Pants Louie didn’t let the pee-pee stain get him down. He laughed it off and even used the incident as a pick-up line when he hit on me after the show.

What do you think?

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  1. lobster

    i will certify that photo is real and louie did indeed piss his pants on stage in front of 28 half-asleep attendees to his “show”, most of which were middle-America catfish who actually choose to stay at the Excalibur and probably got comped by playing ho

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  2. joshua_neuman

    It’s true. A lot of comics affect vulnerability, secretly filtering and neatly pre-packaging their neuroses for audiences in the most self-conscious ways, but with Louie the anxiety is unmediated. He raises self-loathing to an art form.

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  3. Anonymous

    But he’s dug himself a partisan hole with this big bill, and it’ll be interesting to breitling watches see him try to dig his way out. On the one hand, an Academy Award is nothing to sneeze at. Bullock has

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  4. advenda

    i will certify that photo is real and louie did indeed piss his pants on stage in front of 28 half-asleep attendees to his “show”, most of which were middle-America catfish who actually choose to stay at the Excalibur and probably got comped by playin

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