Author Brian Abrams

Check out this belated birthday card I got in the mail from my aunt. Doesn't get much more Curb than this. I mean, seriously, who hits someone up for a favor in a birthday card?My aunt. That's who. Schnorr afte...

(We're really not sure who the fuck Red Buttons is, only that he died three years ago and a young Dreidel Hustler became a huge fan after seeing the old fart in The Poseidon Adventure, starring oppositeErnest B...

Last week, on the rooftop of Capitol Records in midtown Manhattan, a private listening session was held for Raekwon's upcoming Only Built 4 Cuban Linx II, the follow-up to his 1995 mafioso masterpiece that's ha...

I just called the number for the River City Bagel & Bakery in Boise, Idaho, and, sadly, the indie bakery has closed down. "It's just a coffee house now," the girl on the other end said. Our asses...

See the schmuck behind Bill Murray in the photo above? That's Mark Hing, the 30-year old behind the site Wolf Gnards - the blog that gained fame this summer from an ambitious study on the amount of time Murray'...

While everyone and their mama shat their pants this weekend over what's arguably the most exciting goddamn movie of the year, the criminally underrated Bobcat Goldthwait quietly opened another one of his brilli...

Apparently, I'm not the only moron who makes fun of Jewish stuff while half-naked on the Web. Enter the Tushy Boy, an enigmatic toddler who gallivants around in his parents' living room in tighty-whities and a ...

Best known for his easy money role as Larvell "Motormouth" Jones in the Police Academy movies, Michael Winslow has been taking beatbox requests for 25 years. In between Star Wars riffs on the comedy c...

Today, Youtube celeb Sexman, the well-learned Canadian pisher who rules the fan boy universe and rubs elbows with influentials, sent us this video (after the jump) in response to questions I e-mailed him last w...

On the Groundhog Day DVD commentary, writer/director Harold Ramis approximated that Bill Murray's weatherman spent a decade in Punxsutawney purgatory, and, a couple of months back, along came a blogger who ...

There are so many different videos of men getting smacked in the sack that I felt obligated to compile this list of the most distinguished penis punching clips on Youtube. (Wouldn't want you to waste your time....