Dreidel Hustler Gets Jewy/Awkward BDay Card from Aunt

Check out this belated birthday card I got in the mail from my aunt. Doesn’t get much more Curb than this. I mean, seriously, who hits someone up for a favor in a birthday card?

My aunt. That’s who.

Schnorr after the Jump…

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What do you think?

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Brian Abrams

15 Responses

  1. lobster

    I think the bigger breaking story here is that you had a check but were too much of a zhlub to go out and cash it :p .. you sure you’re a Jew? :[]

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  2. nthomas00

    Wow, I’ve never heard of anyone asking someone for a favor on their birthday. That’s hilarious!

    Nikki

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  3. lobster

    By the way, your aunt is smart with the check move… kids are lazy and there’s an increased chance you won’t lose out on the money while still eliciting the initial excitement once the card is opened…

    as an uncle to twin 19 year olds, IN MAY, I sent

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  4. iconic

    So, your aunt is saying that you are not responsible enough to be sent birthday money… but you are responsible enough to be sent money to do this errand for her…. Nice..

    btw, Happy Birthday!

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  5. Brian Abrams
    dreidel_hustler

    It’s never laziness when it comes to $$ for me, fube. You know that. Especially for something sooo easy as just dropping this sucker in an overnight deposit ATM thingy.

    But … I just couldn’t bring myself to cash the check. She didn’t have a job at the

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  6. iconic

    It’s a good time to tell her WHY you didn’t cash it .
    gentile trait, yeah, but also a genteel one…

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  7. Yellow_Dog_Democrat

    Yeah, tell her you didn’t cash the check because you felt sorry for her. That’ll go over well.

    Better to tell her you endorsed the check and dropped it in a drop box for her favorite charity…

    As for the P.S., it sounds like she has something SPECIFIC

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  8. lobster

    aw that’s noble.. then again, you’re outing your aunt for being po’, for the whole Internet to see :D

    as for who’s less jewish.. Did Oliver at least know Rosh Hashana was upon us? :p

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  9. Anonymous

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