Soup to Nuts

So the other day, Jewdar is strolling through the ethnic food aisle of the Boro Park Shop Rite, looking for the kosher candy, when we see something out of the corner of our eye that makes us do aMantan Moreland-esquedouble-take.

There, in the West Indian section, is a packet of Grace Foods Cock Flavored Soup (spicy). Alas, it wasn’t kosher, so we left this apparent Jamaican delicacy on the shelf, but we’d love to know if any Heeb readers could let us know what it tastes like. If nothing else, it helps to explain why Jamaicans are sonotoriously homophobic–if you spent all your time guzzling this stuff, you might try to overcompensate, too.

What do you think?

About The Author

jewdar

The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division. He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.

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