L’Chaim Justin Heard

After watching Justin Heard inhale 40 Pizza Rolls on YouTube a couple months back, I contacted the Maryland native to see if he would want to follow up by inhaling a garbage can full of potato knishes.

He went with a grain vodka instead. Watch Justin chug 24 ounces of Smirnoff after the jump.

What do you think?

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Brian Abrams

18 Responses

  1. lobster

    you know.. for some reason, the fact that he’s chugging booze kinda levels off the loser fatfuck in him… it’s like, yeah, you’re a fatshit internet fame-whore, but on the other hand you chug vodka… yin and yang.

  2. theyfree

    hahhaah Yasha I remember when Rene Zelwegger’s character said that in that funny movie lol!!!!

  3. globetrotter

    you know that’s smirnoff ICE, right? the girl drink. not straight vodka.

  4. showcaseshowdown

    actually it was vodka. he just said it was smirnoff ice because youtube wouldnt let him upload a vid of him drinking pure vodka like that because then others would do it and probably kill themselves. here’s a logo you can use for future justin heard relat

  5. globetrotter

    actually, vodka isn’t carbonated like smirnoff ICE, the girl drink. the liquid in question clearly shows carbonation bubbles. this guy is a hack.

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