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Whistle Blowers

Obviously, the iPhone's primary use is to host a variety of pointless dollar-suck applications. If anyone pulls this out at midnight, knock it out of their hand and smash it. Happy New Year's!...
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A.A. Gill’s Inferno

Along with its typical Bush-bashing,Vanity Fair bestows an unexpected treat in this month's issue: A hilarious, irreverent and downright acerbic article by witty British writer, A. A. Gill, which chronicles his...
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Do You Want That Toasted?

There's a new neighborhood blog in NYC that's fed up with gentrification and the mediocre eateries that always seem to follow. Its writers recently compiled an impressive (and often cruel/funny) roundup of the ...
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Bravehearts

This is the perfect thing to pass along to your gay-hating uncle. Or, to say, I don't know, MC Rick Warren. It's the perfect amount of mind-changing, tearjerking, guilt-inducing Flickr Prop 8 needs. In your fac...
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Fun Folliculitis

Big Happie Hair will penis-pump your dome into eye candy. Apparently, all you need is a can of aqua-net and this plastic tubing and wah-lah. You've achieved Winehouse....
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How Not to Control the Media

Let me get this straight: A Florida woman is having sex with a man she is not married to and her former church is going to go public with it. In turn, she has decided to scoop the church by going to the news fi...
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Oprah Tushy-Shtupped

Oprah Winfrey has apparently endorsed yet anther falsified memoir. This time, it's one involving a Holocaust survivor, claiming to have met his wife through the fence of a concentration camp where she would bri...
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Dreidel Blowjobs

These tools may have flunked their oral exam in dreidel, but I can assure you that this is not the case in our totally uncensored, too-hot-for-the-Internet Strip Dreidel video, which can be found among the DVD ...
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Arie Kaplan: The _Heeb_ Interview

Back in the day, Jewdar ravely reviewed Arie Kaplan's From Krakow to Krypton: The History of the Jews in Comic Books. But Kaplan does more than merely write about comics; he writes comic books. And since we wri...
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HEEBONISM

If you're lonely this Christmas Eve and you live in NY, San Fran, Miami, Chicago, Denver or Portland, then you only have yourself to blame. Here's all the info you need: Fontana's 105 ...
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Eight Films to Watch on Christmas

Most everyone remembers Scottie Schwartz in A Christmas Story and his whole tongue-stuck-to-the-frozen-telephone-pole-routine. Most everyone remembers Macauley Culkin in Home Alone uttering the proverbial punch...
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Kwanzaa? You’ve Got to Be Joshing?

Jewdar is not normally one to criticize head Heeb honcho Josh Neuman. Some of this is due to the fact that we normally agree, the rest because when we don't, he threatens to take away our coveted free beer pri...