HEEBONISM

If you’re lonely this Christmas Eve and you live in NY, San Fran, Miami, Chicago, Denver or Portland, then you only have yourself to blame. Here’s all the info you need:

Fontana’s 105 Eldridge Street, New York, NY 10002. 9 p.m. to 3 a.m. DJs: Terry Diabolik, Cowboy Mark, Krowd Pleezr, Scribe

Plus: Complimentary margaritas from 9 p.m. to 10 p.m. courtesy of Los Generales Tequila and Strip Dreidel with Kinky Jews. $20

MakeOut Room 3225 22nd Street, San Francisco, CA 94110. 10 p.m. to Close. DJs: New Villager and DJ Big Hoss Plus: Karaoke, drink specials and tasty treats from Mission Street Food. $10. This event is co-sponsored by the Hazon Food Conference and is free with proof of registration to the 2008 conference at the Asilomar Conference and Retreat Center.

The Vagabond 30 NE 14th Street Miami, FL 33132. 10 p.m. to 4 a.m. DJs: Jay Diamond (Heeb Magazine), Carmel, Jessica Who?, A Train, plus Gregg Foreman of Cat Power Plus: Complimentary beer and well drinks from 10 p.m. to 11 p.m. $5

Stone Lotus 873 N. Orleans Street, Chicago, IL 60610. 10 p.m. to 4 a.m. DJ: Jesse Seely Plus: Latkes courtesey of the Eleven City Diner. FREE

The Loft 821 22nd Street, Denver, CO 80205. 8:30 p.m. to 2 a.m. DJs: Shannon Kelly, Magic Cyclops Plus: Complimentary drinks from 9 p.m. to 10 p.m. courtesy of Ceren Vodka and the visual stylings of the Love Intelligence Group. $20

Someday Lounge 125 NW 5th Avenue Portland, OR 97209.

9 p.m. to 2:30 a.m. DJs: Zimmie and Mr. Matt Nelkin Plus: Comedian Ari Stein. FREE before 10 p.m. ($5 after)

 

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The Grand Conspirator

The Grand Conspirator is part of a secret Semitic society that traces its roots to Medieval Salamanca. He will be saying Kaddish for Soupy Sales for the rest of his life.

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