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Bush Wins 6th-Straight “Villain of the Year” at British Music Awards

February 26, 2009

Former President George W. Bush picked up a major award for an unprecedented sixth consecutive year at the Shockwaves NME Awards in London last night. He was yet again honored as Villain of the Year.His fellow ...

Roast Beef Sushi Fail

Brian Abrams

February 26, 2009

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Found at the grocery down the street from our office. digg_url = 'http://digg.com/people/When_Kosher_Fever_Goes_Too_Far'; ...

Kim Jong Il Has a New Lady Friend

kbookatz

February 25, 2009

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No, not really. But he does in theabove video, a parody of those God-awful Eharmony.com commercials. LA-based comedian Danny Cho, who bears a striking resemblance to our favorite nuke-happy dictator, has been ...

Gondry to Direct Seth Rogen Superhero Pic

MichaelLiss

February 25, 2009

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Nothing says summer superhero blockbuster like a schlubby Jewish comedian and a French art-house director. Michel Gondry has now signed on to direct Seth Rogen in the film version of The Green Hornet.Hong Kong ...

Bluth Family Reunion Complete: Michael Cera Finally On Board with _Arrested_ Pic

MichaelLiss

February 25, 2009

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It's been three years to the month since the much-beloved Arrested Development went off the air, but fans have finally received the news they've been waiting for. Michael Cera, the last major cast member to hol...

Meet the New Boss?

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February 25, 2009

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For a long time, Jews and gays have essentially treated Tinseltown like a time-share, and for good reason. The last time Hollywood's Jews went head to head with Hollywood's gays for Oscar glory, it was 1994, a...

_Heeb_ Storytelling Returns to San Francisco on Thursday, February 26

The Grand Conspirator

February 24, 2009

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Hosted by Nato Green, the event will feature 7-minute Jewish stories from Lisa Brown (How to Be), Stephen Elliott (Happy Baby), Austin Grossman (Soon I Will be Invincible), Andrew Leland (The Believer),...

Ashton Kutcher Twitters About Kabbalah

February 24, 2009

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So, I follow the actor Ashton Kutcher (Twitter Id: aplusk) for God only knows what reason. And OK, I follow Demi (mrskutcher), Richard Branson (sirdickbranson), Lance Armstrong (lancearmstrong), R Kelly (R_Kell...

Kinky Friedman Baffles Young Folk With Ancient Technology, Noise

February 24, 2009

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In a recent (meandering, pointless) interview with the Chicago Tribune, humorist, author, wannabe politician Kinky Friedman revealed that he travels with a typewriter. A typewriter! How refreshingly eccentric!F...

Spidey’s New Friendly Neighborhood: Broadway

MichaelLiss

February 24, 2009

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The new musical Spider-Man, Turn Off the Dark slung its web another step closer to Broadway, with producers announcing it would start previews in January at the Hilton Theater. The show will mark the Broadway d...

Pilot Gives Whole New Meaning to “Cockpit”

Brian Abrams

February 24, 2009

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If you thought Major Asshole (of Spaceballs fame) had the funniest anatomical moniker in the friendly skies, you haven't met Southwest Airlines' very own Captain Frank Schmuck. Dude even has his own website. (S...

Lent Greeting Cards

February 24, 2009

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Having trouble finding the right e-card to send to your Jewish and Goyim friends this Fat Tuesday? Someecards.com has a great selection of new Mardi Gras and Lent cards. Some of my favorites include: "Be s...