_Heeb_’s Guide To A Jewish Future
Today, more than at any other point in history, the Jews are confronted by a world of uncertainties. Spin the globe and watch the countries whirl by—a nuclear Iran, Israel besieged by terrorists, the rising tid...
Saturday Morning Special
Yes, you're very impressive because you've seen _The Family Guy_ episode "When You Wish Upon a Weinstein" and all of _The Simpsons_ episodes with Krusty the Clown. But before you give yourself that congratulato...
Iron Solomon’s Wisdom
"This clip":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX5xEQIysV8 was sent to me just minutes ago by "Paul Barman,":http://www.myspace.com/mcpaulbarman an MC who would never have the gall to rhyme "flavorless" with "payos...
Parents Just Don’t Understand
A "study":http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6897023.stm by Washington University at St. Louis showed that old people find it difficult to "get" what's funny. The study had undergrads and AARP-ers attempt to com...
Erran Baron Cohen: The _Heeb_ Profile
Being the sibling of four Hollywood personalities isn't ideal for one's self esteem. Yet, Erran Baron Cohen—brother to Borat, Ali G, Bruno and Jean Girard—is proving that there's room for one more multi-faceted...
Not Another Polish Joke
In what appears to be a case of cultural phantom limb syndrome, "Poland is celebrating Jewish culture":http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/12/world/europe/12krakow.html?_r=2&oref=slogin&oref=slogin this month, minus...
The Price Is 90210
The _NY Daily News_' "Rush & Mulloy":http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/r_m/2007/07/12/2007-07-12_regan_may_outfox_rupe.html spied Ian Ziering running around giddy after getting through to round 2 of auditions t...
Kids Issue Release Party
Join us as we celebrate our latest bundle of joy, the Kids Issue, and the opening of the "Diamond Days Festival":http://www.myspace.com/diamonddaysfest at "The Charleston":http://www.heebmagazine.com/events/vie...
Storytelling
Heeb's critically acclaimed Storytelling series presents Jewish stories from an ever-changing crew of performers across the country. We now give you Heeb _Storytelling in its online incarnation. Check back here...
Dogma
*If those paparazzi photos from the red carpet are any indication, the rhinestone collar of yesteryear simply won't do it for today's fashion hound… or her dog. To meet a growing need, pet designers are creatin...
Off With Her Crown
The _Daily Mail_ "reports":http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=467754&in_page_id=1770&ct=5 that the Queen of England got pissed at celeb photographer Annie Leibovitz duri...
Diamond Days Update
Not since we decided to print only 30,000 copies of our "Sex Issue":http://www.heebmagazine.com/issues/view/ have we committed a boo boo as big as the one we made when we booked tiny Tommy's Tavern for the open...
