A Gun For Every Jewish Man, Woman, And Child In Europe? What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
A recent editorial called for the arming of every single European Jew. This European Jew has some problems with that (not that anyone asked him).
After Michael Douglas’ Million-Dollar Jewish Philanthropy Win, A Ranking Of Various “Geneses”
For the second year in a row, the "Jewish nobel" Genesis Prize committee has chosen to award a million bucks to someone who definitely doesn't need it. Where, then, does this Genesis rank along all the others?
Watch Ben Schwartz Riff For Six Hilarious Minutes As “Rabbi Boner”
Parks and Rec star Ben Schwartz perfectly channels that asshole you grew up with who became, of all things, a Rabbi.
The 11th Plague – Spending Passover With Sen. Ted Cruz
Why is this night worse than all other nights?
The 2014 HEEB Holiday Book Gift Guide!
Looking for gift ideas in the $10 to $20 range? We asked our favorite authors to tell us why their books make great gifts.
Is It Jewish: iPads, Pill Crushers, And Yankee Candles
Will people ever shut up about their iPads? Will swallowing pills ever not be horrible? And what does Christmas smell like, anyways?
What’s Wrong With You: Screaming is Good, Silence Revealing
The joys and benefits of shouting, and why some people won't tell you who does their hair.
Sukkahs and Supervillains
Where else but in New York City would you find a couple of kids coming from Comic Con in full costume regalia stopping for a meal at a local kosher restaurant with a sukkah?
The Best Books of 5774 (Sez Heeb)
Kicking off our look back at the best of 5774, Literary Editor Judith Basya shares her favorite books of the past year.
What’s Wrong With You: Guilt is Everywhere, Karma Harder to Find
Yom Kippur advice for shushing your mother in the pews, and not viewing mundane mishaps as God's wrath.
Late Night With David Letterman: “This Very Jewish Idea”
Late Night With David Letterman writer Randy Cohen explains why Dave's pivotal NBC talk show just might have been the epitome of ancient Jewish ecclesiastical despair.
What’s Wrong With You: Philandering Jews, Bewildering Breasts
She's back! Judith advises Heeb readers on whether Jewish men have a harder time keeping it in their pants, and the proper level of schadenfreude when bombarded with Facebook photos of fake breasts
