A recent editorial called for the arming of every single European Jew. This European Jew has some problems with that (not that anyone asked him).
For the second year in a row, the "Jewish nobel" Genesis Prize committee has chosen to award a million bucks to someone who definitely doesn't need it. Where, then, does this Genesis rank along all the others?
Parks and Rec star Ben Schwartz perfectly channels that asshole you grew up with who became, of all things, a Rabbi.
Why is this night worse than all other nights?
Will people ever shut up about their iPads? Will swallowing pills ever not be horrible? And what does Christmas smell like, anyways?
The joys and benefits of shouting, and why some people won't tell you who does their hair.
Yom Kippur advice for shushing your mother in the pews, and not viewing mundane mishaps as God's wrath.
Late Night With David Letterman writer Randy Cohen explains why Dave's pivotal NBC talk show just might have been the epitome of ancient Jewish ecclesiastical despair.
She's back! Judith advises Heeb readers on whether Jewish men have a harder time keeping it in their pants, and the proper level of schadenfreude when bombarded with Facebook photos of fake breasts