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Hey, Academy! Matthew McConaughey Was Robbed!

A slice of Hollywood brilliance has been circulating the web-o-sphere these days. While the movie Tiptoes came out way back in 2003, the trailer for this McConaughey-Beckinsale vehicle has only recently emerged...
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Neutral Milk Hotel Inspires Anne Frank Fantasy

Dresden Dolls founder and long-time Neutral Milk Hotel fan Amanda Palmer is bringing Anne Frank's story to the stage--the high school stage. The Lexington High School alum urged theater director Steven Bogart a...
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The XYZ Affair: The _Heeb_ Interview

I recently sat down with Alex Feder, the lead singer of the Brooklyn- based band, The XYZ Affair. The band is known for its arena/pop sound and their music video, "All My Friends," featuring former Ni...
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The Montauk Monster’s Second Coming

Generally, Jews don't talk about Hell. But I always imagined that in this fiery inferno, Xanax would be banned, Gmail would constantly be down and the Montauk Monster would make its Second Coming. So since FOX ...
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Drunk Jew Arrested at Airport

After a few too many at the T.G.I. Fridays' inside Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport, this sloppy souse got a new pair of bracelets, courtesy of the police. She says she was clinked because she's Jewish—w...
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Is That Pastrami in Your Pocket…?

Lately, Craigslist's sexual encounters page has been a go-to-spot for everything from killing, raping and general freakish behavior. This blurb comes from a recent CL posting:  We are two elderly but spry ...
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Modern Hooker: The _Heeb_ Interview

Modern Hooker (she will not give her real name) is a prostitute who back in January launched a comic strip and has since tweeted her twat off to build an online audience--only for fun. ("Traffic schmaffic,...
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Michael Showalter: The HEEB Interview

Text by Sam Smith via (cc) flickr As a 20-year veteran of the entertainment industry, Michael Showalter has managed to sustain a versatile and fresh career. A featured performer and writer in legendary s...
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The Wesleyan College Killer Reconsidered

As you all know by now, last week Stephen Morgan, 29, stormed the Wesleyan College bookstore and totally ruined ex-girlfriend Johanna Justin-Jinich's day by shooting her to death. Justin-Jinich had issued a res...

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