Israel Welcomes Pope in True Israeli Fashion

Today, the Pontiff’s private jet set down at Tel Aviv’s Ben Gurion airport to a flutter of shutterbugs. The condom-hating Pope hopes to demonstrate the church’s ongoing relevance in the fight for peace in the region. This, of course, comes after not a little bit of bad PR for Pope Benedict XVI, who not only re-appointed a Holocaust-denying bishop this past year, but also canonized the Holocaust-era Pope who did nothing to help save Jews. On top of that, Pope Benedict was a member of Hitler’s Nazi Youth, but he says he was a kid and had no choice. In using a weapon that Israelis can employ like no other people (i.e., rudeness) a group of Holocaust advocates plans to interrupt his speech by honking their car horns at 6 p.m. to show Benedict who’s the boss.

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