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WHY is Paula Deen so hungry? The corpulent debutant is mind-fucking America with her food weapons. For further wretching, watch her "make love to her tater."...

Long standing conflict ends as Israel returns lawn mower to Palestine. via The Onion...

Ponytail sound like a pop-punk pogo party. They have built a reputation for their ecstatic live shows. Their second album, Ice Cream Spiritual, is full of hyperactive, post-punk in over-drive --anthems that can...

This is either the most bizarre or the most noble attempt at making the world a better place. Perfect for that special someone with IBS, Shreddies conceal the sweet stink of life, says some lady dental hygenist...

Nothing like a good parasitic nightmare to brighten up your day! A woman who may have consumed undercooked pork or forgotten to have washed her hands post-potty time, grew a worm in her brain. ...

Every wonder what the spawn of Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel might have looked like? Well, on her show The Sarah Silverman Show we can presume if she gets accidentally preggers and discovers this at nearly n...

From the wacky Mormons who brought you Napoleon Dynamite comes 2009's Gentlemen Broncos, starring our fave FOTC-ordian, Jemaine Clement. F*** yeah! GB's catchy viral marketing campaign, which features Clement'...

Political poetry is back. And Matthew Zapruder and Joshua Beckman's State of the Union: 50 Political Poems (Wave Books) is proof positive. Like Homer and the lyricists of old, the diverse group of poets here re...

Heeb Storytelling travels to Miami, FL for the first time this Friday. Co-sponsored by The Open Tent, the event will take place at 7 p.m. at the Miami Book Fair and feature stories by Andrea Askowitz, Larry Be...

According to Rahmfacts.com, Rahm Emanuel said "the Republicans can go fuck themselves" right after the 2006 midterm elections. Other factual tidbits (unlike the Chuck Norris site that was popular las...

Astute observers of Jewdar may have detected a slight tendency towards caustic cynicism on our part. When it comes to comic god Neil Gaiman, however, we hold our tongue, since in our estimation, the comic book...

Canvassing in the Midwest over the previous week had its non-political perks—the experimental candy. The Great Plains happens to be America's nuclear testing grounds for terrible and marvelous candy. Our favori...