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Say It Ain’t So

Last night the Chicago Cubs and Senator Joe Biden learned a valuable lesson: never underestimate your opponent. While the "im-Palin" never happened in the Vice Presidential debates, we're still optimi...
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Losing Control?

The Jewish world is all abuzz over the leaked memo making the rounds, suggesting that Jew-Know-Who's control over Hollywood may be weakening. Apparently, some Dreamworks executive assistant thinks that "R...
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America Swings

Picture yourself at a barbeque with 50 folks who are chowing down on hot dogs, sipping beer and engaging in small talk. Now picture yourself having sex with them. Or, if you're not feeling that adventurous, pic...
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Freshkills: The _Heeb_ Interview

By Jay Diamond Brooklyn's Freshkills' menacing sound reaches back to the days when indie rock largely consisted of disturbed weirdos creating violent racket. On their second full-length, front man Zachary Lip...
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Heinytown

Last night at _Heeb_ Storytelling at the M Bar in Hollywood, author Emma Forrest took it (almost) all off in a glorious ode to her Jewish derriere. Meanwhile, our favorite backdoor blog The Daily Tush (a tushy ...
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_Heeb_ Fall Music Preview

What's on the jewkbox at _Heeb_? We're glad you asked that question. Okkervil RiverThe Stands-InsJagjaguwar RecordsSaying that Okkervil River frontman Will Sheff is the best songwriter in rock right now might s...
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Bad Rap

There have been two noteworthy smash hits coming out of the rap world as of late—one being the video that the scientists over at the Large Hadron Collider Project at Cern created to teach folks about smashin' a...
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The Return of Tony Clifton

By Naomi Harris On Wednesday night, notorious lounge singer Tony Clifton returned to the stage with the Katrina Kiss My Ass Orchestra at New York's BB Kings on 42nd Street. In case you don't know, Clifton orig...
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Are They Real?

Will this photo inspire as many questions about its veracity as the shot of Lee Harvey Oswald armed in his backyard? Armed and dangerous, the photos of Oswald and Palin could come to eerily signify the downfall...
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Game Over

So, apparently a dude in New Jersey proposed to his gf via video game. That's right, he programmed her fav electronic plaything so that when she reached a particular score, the machine would pop the question. ...