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One Hump or Two?

If anyone out there has any clue how I can get my hands on a copy of the long-forgotten Look at the Schmuck on That Camel (The One-Hump Version), do speak up. Thanks....
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Shabbos Goys Need Not Apply

Leave it to the chosen people to find the loophole. The good people at the Zomet Institute are hard at work creating new Rube Goldberg worthy gadgets to help cheat the Sabbath, and are making a pretty penny doi...
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Hamlet 2: The _Heeb_ Review

by Sabrina JasziIt's common enough for Hollywood films to totter precariously on the dubious virtues of a single big star, stellar special effects or a behind-the-scenes genius, often with mediocre results. Bu...
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Play It Again, Janez

In Slovenia, current Prime Minister Janez Jansa cracked a Woody Allen joke to outsmart his rivals in their upcoming election. Convinced the opposition party's candidates invent their solutions before presenting...
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Take the Torahs and Run

Eight Torahs, collectively valued at $500,000, have been stolen from a Queens synagogue. Members of the synagogue suspect that it was an inside job because there was no sign of a forced entry and, well, they we...
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Cock Tale

First New Orleans is hit by a hurricane, now, Louisiania has suffered another blow to it's unique cultural heritage--cockfighting has been banned. To be sure, we are not fans of the "sport," but we'...
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Cohen Gadol

When Steve Cohen won a House seat in Memphis' Ninth Congressional District, it seemed more the result of a unique harmonic convergence than a sign of any future. In a field crowded with black candidates, Cohen...
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Deeply Fried

I know sometimes I say or do things around here that human resources isn't totally cool with, but why the Associated Press would even consider running such a profoundly racist story about inmate Tremayne Durham...
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Unexcused Tardiness

Not to be outdone by the community leaders trying to get Mike Myers to publicly apologize for his portrayal of Hinduism in The Love Guru, members of the American Association of People with Disabilties are compl...