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Fun Folliculitis

Big Happie Hair will penis-pump your dome into eye candy. Apparently, all you need is a can of aqua-net and this plastic tubing and wah-lah. You've achieved Winehouse....
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Oprah Tushy-Shtupped

Oprah Winfrey has apparently endorsed yet anther falsified memoir. This time, it's one involving a Holocaust survivor, claiming to have met his wife through the fence of a concentration camp where she would bri...
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Creepy Christmas Online Film Festival

Glass Eye Pix and artist Beck Underwood have the perfect antidote to the Christmas Blues: The Creepy Christmas online film festival. Twenty-five moviemakers created short Christmas horror movies, one released p...
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Sack Religious

An English woman has been asked to take down the Christmas lights and decorations that adorn the exterior of her family's home. The explanation given by the uniformed housing worker who made the request: The or...
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_Music: I-LXXXIV_

This winter, Pressed Wafer Press will publish the second, long-awaited prose collection by poet-delinquent August Kleinzhaler, a selection of music reviews written for the San Diego Reader. Known for maligning ...
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Food Porn

From a map of India to a Heineken beer cap to a Nikon digicam, the desk jockeys at Oddee.com did a bang-up job putting together a nice, clean collection of the web's most elaborate cake art. It's amazing what y...
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No One Is Loving This

The McNuggets were wet before you even got a chance to eat them. Keith Sweat is so turned on by these deep fried nasties that someone barely made a webpage at McDonald's to promote his dirty dreams. (Special, s...
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Nazi Art Heist Reversal

Yesterday in Berlin, two paintings were returned to the estate of a Jewish art dealer, forced by Nazis to sell off his entire collection in that period. Needling back a couple of pieces of art may seem like no ...
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The _Unkosher_ Meat Scandal

While the Rubashkin scandal continues to give kosher meat a bad name, Amy Winehouse's spouse Blake Fielder-Civil should serve as a cautionary tale to any NJG with a taste for treyf. Like Amy's mammele, we hope...
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Ancient Chinese Secret

Long before you had the munchies, played Grand Theft Auto to exhaustion and fell asleep spooning your bong, the Chinese were smoking killer green bud with their shamans and mummifying loved ones with the herb. ...