What I Won’t Be Giving Up For Lent
- Red meat - Beer - Hard liquor - Chocolate - Soda - Sex with strangers - Sex with exes - Cigarettes - FunyunsSometimes it's really good to be Jewish. ...
Fresh Intelligence: Kinda Stale
It's been a while since I've surfed on over to Radar Online (since celeb rag peddler AMI bought it up, to be precise), but I vaguely remember their "Fresh Intelligence" department as less, well, sour....
An Obama Tchochke in Every Pot!
Lord knows how much bank has been made off the likeness of our glamorous new President and his family. There certainly isn't a shortage of Obamarama paraphernalia from T-shirts and hats to "Ojamas" (O...
Look Ma, No Rush!
Some people want to save the environment. Others want to save starving children in Africa. And still others want to save Ferris Bueller. And finally, there are even other-others who want to save...Jewish delis?...
Fat/Unhygienic People Love Denny’s
Ever since that funny Denny's commerical aired during the Super Bowl, fat people, Texans and fat Texans (among othernoble American races)--Ican make this joke because I'm from Texas--have been queuing up in hig...
Madoff Hosts a Super Bowl Party
...on Saturday Night Live. Peep this funny SNL skit, which aired this past weekend,where ponzi-schemer/dickwad Bernie Madoff isattempting tohost aSuper Bowl party. From his prison cell...err...Park Avenue apart...
Israel Brings Out the Nomad in Donna Karan
Donna Karan is so wacky and quirky. She's always sporting high-water yoga culottes and massive pieces of meteorite-looking jewelry whenever I see her on a red carpet.With Fashion Week approaching and all these ...
Booby Prizes
Spend time at the gym trying to enhance your pectorals? Apparently, men in the UK are after the opposite aesthetic and are increasingly turning to breast reductions, which were up 44 percent in 2008. Guess ther...
Sweet Land of Liberty
Senator Boehner, House Minority Leader, suggests that we throw Gitmo detainees into San Francisco's national park, Alcatraz. According to Senator Boeher, "If liberals believe they ought to go, maybe we oug...
_Heeb_ @ Sundance: Jim From _The Office_ Gets _Hideous_
Office star John Krasinski really is that freaking nice in real life. But for his directorial debut Brief Interviews with Hideous Men, Krasinski dives deep down the rabbit hole of the male psyche. The film, whi...
Tamar Eisenman: The _Heeb_ Interview
Israeli songstress Tamar Eisenman is at the top of the new wave of musicians from the Holy Land breaking away from many of the musical genres for which the country is best known. Eisenman is already a pretty bi...
_Heeb_ @ Sundance: Nicholas Kristof
Nicholas Kristof, two-time Pulitzer-winning Times columnist, wants us to care. And he knows what he's up against.The Sundance documentary Reporter follows Nick through life-risking trips in Afghanistan, Darfur ...
