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_Heeb_ @ Sundance: Sentimental Boys

500 Days of Summer, a post-modern love story, unfolds by juxtaposing the high and low points of a failed romance, constantly jumping back and forth in time. In a bit of a role reversal from traditional romantic...
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Fruit Loops

This is probably my favorite internet game ever made. FRUIT MYSTERY will likely cause the player to have epileptic glory spins, but it's probably worth it. (Thanks to Goodjobbbbbbb)...
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For the Jobless Jewish Woman

Check out this Craigslist ad from Jewish Blessing, LLC--it's an urgent cry for Jewish ladies across the land to sell their eggs to infertile couples for a whopping $8,000. So come on ladies, stimulate the econo...
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No Sleep Til Brooklyn

Despite having loads more important things to do last night, I made time to tune in to the premiere episode of the Real World: Brooklyn. This time around, eight strangers are picked to live...in a waterfront l...
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Come, As Thou Cam’st A Thousand Times

Guess what: love lasts forever. Nevermind the katrillion divorces that occurred in the last two seconds and forget the trillion breakups that you've been through just this month. Stony Brook University says it ...
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The Giraffes: The _Heeb_ Interview

Giving one listen to The Giraffes third full-length, Prime Motivator you can easily understand why the Brooklyn quartet is hell-bent on making the soundtrack to the most wild party of your life. While their sel...
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Isn’t That Adorable?

This is one of those links that someone sends to you and the end result is a little painful upchuck in the office trashcan. You then find the strength to go back and say, "Who else can I punish with this w...
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Let’s Turn to the Text

Dear friends, I stand corrected! The iPhone has pointless dollar-suck applications AND pointless religious applications. For those of you that loathe anything in physical form (everyone), get your prayers texte...
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A.A. Gill’s Inferno

Along with its typical Bush-bashing,Vanity Fair bestows an unexpected treat in this month's issue: A hilarious, irreverent and downright acerbic article by witty British writer, A. A. Gill, which chronicles his...
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Bravehearts

This is the perfect thing to pass along to your gay-hating uncle. Or, to say, I don't know, MC Rick Warren. It's the perfect amount of mind-changing, tearjerking, guilt-inducing Flickr Prop 8 needs. In your fac...