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I Am A PC

Microsoft's Songsmith program was created to score songs to match your voice. There are many, many, many levels of wrongdoing going on in this B.I.G. songsmith'd video. Does Bill Gates even pay attention to wha...
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_Candy Land_: The Motion Picture?

A Transformers movie franchise is one thing. But next up on Hasbro's development slate: A live-action feature based on Candy Land?The first film to be produced in a deal between the game company and Universal, ...
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Lux Interior: 1948-2009

Lux Interior, lead singer of the seminal punk/rockabilly band, The Cramps, passed away yesterday. Though not as recognized as Mick Jagger or Iggy Pop, Interior was one of rock 'n' roll's greatest frontmen. Chec...
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“Jewish Junkie” at _Heeb_ Storytelling

Last month at _Heeb_ Storytelling in Hollywood, Noah Jashinski performed a song about his struggle with heroin addiction. You can read about Jashinski's experiences at Beit T'Shuvah, a Los Angeles-based Jewish ...
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Beastie Boys at Bonnaroo

The Beastie Boys will be putting their roots down at Bonnaroo this year along with two shows from the recently reunited Phish. Bruce Springsteen and Nine Inch Nails also nabbed prominent slots at the fest, whic...
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Fat/Unhygienic People Love Denny’s

Ever since that funny Denny's commerical aired during the Super Bowl, fat people, Texans and fat Texans (among othernoble American races)--Ican make this joke because I'm from Texas--have been queuing up in hig...
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Smoke Weed, Help a Holocaust Survivor

Next time you're in Israel and you hear somebody mention "getting stoned," they won't necessarily mean it in the Biblical sense (I.e., burying you to your neck in sand and throwing rocks at your head). They ...
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Madoff Hosts a Super Bowl Party

...on Saturday Night Live. Peep this funny SNL skit, which aired this past weekend,where ponzi-schemer/dickwad Bernie Madoff isattempting tohost aSuper Bowl party. From his prison cell...err...Park Avenue apart...
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Israel Brings Out the Nomad in Donna Karan

Donna Karan is so wacky and quirky. She's always sporting high-water yoga culottes and massive pieces of meteorite-looking jewelry whenever I see her on a red carpet.With Fashion Week approaching and all these ...