Mike Stoklasa Returns with 90-Minute “Attack of the Clones” Review
Where we last left off with Mike Stoklasa, the Milwaukee-based film editor responsible for the epic 70-minute analysis of the shit show, Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace, our boy said, in the future, he...
Gratuitous Jewess: Shaine Suicide
In an effort to further your appreciation of the richness and renewed vitality of Jewish life among young people today, we give you the next chapter of our new installment, which we have aptly titled, "Gr...
Vatican Plays the Jew Card
One might think that the Vatican, in the midst of a veritable Benetton ad of international pedophilia scandals, might be trying extra hard to avoid antagonizing anyone who isn't already pissed off at the crowd ...
Stuff Tushies Hate: Water Slides
Be sure to check out more gluteal abhorrences at StuffTushiesHate.tumblr.com....
From Bar to Bat Mitzvah: Lil Miss Hot Mess
San Francisco is filled with drag queens, but only one lip-synched the Shehechiyanu at her very own Bat Mitzvah. For her 26th birthday - a full 13 years after she "became a man" - Lil Miss Hot Mess officially b...
Rule # 3: Show a Little Skin
When all else fails, let your epidermis show. Mix and match your Nazi threads with a little birthday suit. Edward Norton displays the swastika tat on his sculpted chest. Burlesque babe Dita Von Teese's curvy bo...
Rule #2: Don’t Underdress
Dress like you're headed to the Berlin opera house, not some ghetto-ass Los Angeles laundromat. A dirty white t-shirt simply isn't going to cut it. Mel Brooks shows off a matching cap-and-suit combo.Marilyn Man...
Jesse James Fail: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Nazi Fashion (But Were Afraid to Ask)
Unless you've been under a rock you know that Jesse James is now in trouble for a photo in which he appears giving a Nazi-style salute in an SS cap. But dressing like a mass murderer doesn't have to mean fashio...
Links Not to Pass Over
GooGoo GaGa: Lady Gaga Gives Birth (Mazel Tov!) (BuzzFeed) Terrorism Renders Ruskie Magic Rusty. Proof? This Slight(ly Retarded) of Hand. (The Daily What)"Oh, You'd Like My Business Card? Let Me Fling It D...
Chosen Music: Frog Eyes, Joanna Newsom, Radar Bros.
Radar Bros., The Illustrated Garden (Merge)The genre 'Mid-Life Crisis Rock' is not as paradoxical as it may appear. Aging groups such as Wilco, Silver Jews, or Yo La Tengo demonstrate that a refreshing r...