Hear Paul Giamatti Whine About his Character in Sideways
Don't tell Paul Giamatti that his Sideways character is anything like the man himself. He'll whine and bitch like an old Jew.
Chinese Mothers are the New Jewish Moms
Yale study finds Chinese mothers are likely to produce a new strain of crappy comedians.
Say Che-ese
Would it have killed Roseanne to have said “Sure, I’m dressed like Che right now, but you should have seen what I did for Heeb.”
Hipster Hitler: O Hai
Hirohito rings Hipster Hitler while Goebbels kibbitzes.
Messiah Watch: The Rise of Fat Jew
A star is born. Fat Jew emerges from the riffraff of the twitterati.
Chosen: Crimes and Misdemeanors
Post-blizzard of the decade, a Satmar hasidic newspaper based in Williamsburg, Brooklyn longs for the day when Black slaves shoveled snow for whites.
Heil Schnauzer
1933: Man trains dog to mock der Führer. Dog now replaces Lassie as best dog in history of mankind.
Ticket Jew
We’re all for saving a buck, but seriously gave up on these guys after we couldn’t find discounted High Holiday tickets.
Links for a Middle Eastern Mickey
Disney to set up shop in Haifa, Jackie Mason the musical, the true enemies of rabbinic Judaism.
Dear Ben Stiller From 1999,
A decade of fart and diarrhea jokes will wear away at you until you have to do something incredibly drastic like buy a time machine and visit yourself ten years back.
Notorious J.A.P: My Sweet Sixteen at the Spa
Some people gave me checks. One girl gave me a check card. There was this really good looking Russian guy in his 20’s in the VIP room, but he was alone. We walked in on him, and we were like, “hi.”
Westboro Baptist’s Parody of Bette Midler’s “From A Distance”
Westboro Baptist reaches for the gold with a Bette Midler cover.
