ADL Shatters Myth of Jewish Humor
It is Sukkot, and in keeping with the spirit of the holiday, Abe Foxman and the usual gang of idiots over at the ADL have taken some of the sticks from their schach and inserted it in their collective posterior...
The Kosher Section at Kroger’s in Arlington, TX
A goy buddy of mine was walking down the "ethnic foods" aisle inside the southern-fried Kroger's grocery store. When he got to the kosher section, instead of gefilte balls and matzo fish, all he found...
Link Round Up
30 Best/Worst Celebrity Fan Tattoos (Screen Junkies) Mel Gibson Playing with His Beaver (Film Drunk)Must-Have Hannukah/Christmas Toy of 2009 (The Daily What) Reality TV Preacher Arrested for Murdering Porn Star...
The Cupcake Takes Tel Aviv
If you're craving a cupcake topped with whipped vanilla frosting the next time you're in the Holy Land, you're in luck.A New York Times story about the American-style cupcake craze spreading across the Middle E...
Patrick Swayze Passes Away
Whoopi Goldberg, can you hear me? I need you. Patrick Swayze has died for real and I want you to channel him like you did in Ghost. We don't have to do the pottery wheel thing, but maybe we could just dirty dan...
Brothers in the Struggle
Israel and Mexico are not two countries whose names one automatically links together, but a recent Rasmussen poll suggests that Americans feel the same way about the two. According to the stats, Israel and Mexi...
Ex- _SNL_ Cast Member Claims Sexism, Drama, Lies, Betrayal and Rape
OK, I'm lying, nothing that interesting ever happens on Saturday Night Live. Yet, rumors were swirling last week that two fresh-faced comediennes had been added to the SNL lineup, Nasim Pedrad and Jenny Slate. ...
It’s OK, Adam Sandler Wears His Shirt When He Goes Swimming, Too
And he falls off his surfboard like a jackass, too. Let's all make fun of him for trying something I've always been too much of a pasty-ass, self conscious pussy to even attempt, cool? ...
Femme Retail
On the television series Mad Men, Rachel Menken is a second-generation Manhattan merchant who gives her father's department store an overhaul. In season one of the Eisenhower-era drama, which aired on AMC earli...
Oprah Tells Chris Brown to Get a Shrink
Chris Brown feels mistreated. Cue the violins. He feels that Oprah treated him unfairly when she dedicated a show on domestic violence to Rihanna. While Chris "commends" Oprah on addressing the issue,...
Greatest Movie Overlooked
While everyone and their mama shat their pants this weekend over what's arguably the most exciting goddamn movie of the year, the criminally underrated Bobcat Goldthwait quietly opened another one of his brilli...
Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis Fuck in Film Adaptation of My Hebrew School Wet Dream
According to Script Shadow, the "jewces" will be flowing between Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis in director Darren Aronofsky's upcoming ballet thriller Black Swan. The ladies won't just be swapping spit, "...
