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_The Nutty Professor_ Takes the Stage

Jerry Lewis is taking The Nutty Professor back from Eddie Murphy's clutches. Following in the footsteps of fellow altercocker Mel Brooks, the 83-year-old Lewis is turning his movie into a Broadway musical. Le...
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Read, Then Shower

Jewdar's Woman of Valor Award (which is saying something, seeing as how we are writing this from the Land of Israel, replete as it is with female Jewish soldiers, policewomen, and the ghost of Golda Meir) goes ...
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Franken Wins Senate Race/Jew-Off

After a long battle in court--238 days to be exact--Stuart Smalley, a.k.a. Al Franken, finally won the 2008 Minnesota Senate race sending rival Jew and Republican incumbent Norm Coleman home without an office. ...
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Michael Jackson Out!

We're all a little shocked over the breaking news that the King of Pop has kicked the bucket. I'm not ready to drop any quips about "Thriller" (i.e. zombies) or whatever, so we'll just leave you with ...
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Open Bar

Every morning you say your morning prayers and wonder if the Almighty Master of the Universe is paying attention. And every once in a while, something comes along to let you know that He is. Apparently, Bar Ref...
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Yelp Backpedals

The online local listings schmucks (a.k.a. Yelp) sent the above e-blast to their San Francisco listserv early this morning, only to follow up nine hours later with an apology from the editors. They changed the ...