Open Bar

Every morning you say your morning prayers and wonder if the Almighty Master of the Universe is paying attention. And every once in a while, something comes along to let you know that He is. Apparently, Bar Refaeli, everybody’s favorite Israeli, is now on the market again, having kicked Goytoy Leonardo DiCaprio to the curb.

Now, word is that she was getting too serious for him, and her desire to move in pushed him over the edge and out of the relationship. While accounts vary, and some suggest they’re still an item, Jewdar sees an opening. The Almighty has clearly hardened Leonardo’s heart, but it’s up to you to do the rest. But move fast, Yidn. Something tells us this bar won’t be open for too long

What do you think?

About The Author

jewdar

The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division. He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.

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