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A Sad Time for Terrorists Everywhere

Somewhere in the Middle East, Bin Laden is sitting in a tiny, dank cave eating bonbons, wondering how these four men in Riverdale, New York, couldn't tell the difference between a water balloon and a bomb and t...
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Now Hiring

The Schmeeckle Reserve at the University of Wisconsin-Stevens Point is now looking for summer interns. Hahaha. Schmeeckle. ...
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Lube: Now Bacon Flavored!

Have you ever reached for your handy bottle of lube in the heat of the moment and thought to yourself, "Gee, I don't like any of the fruit flavors of lube that are readily available. I wish there was lube that ...
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What Would Andy Do?

Arkansas' current GOP candidate for the US Senate recently referred to Senator Chuck Schumer (Jew-NY) as "that Jew." What Jewdar truly loves about screw-ups like this is the explanation that invariabl...
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The Wesleyan College Killer Reconsidered

As you all know by now, last week Stephen Morgan, 29, stormed the Wesleyan College bookstore and totally ruined ex-girlfriend Johanna Justin-Jinich's day by shooting her to death. Justin-Jinich had issued a res...
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The Gift of Music Hits the Wrong Note

Apparently, an old dude in Germany called the cops on his neighbors complaining of noise. It turns out that said noise was issuing from a musical greeting card on his windowsill.Take a lesson from whoever prese...
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Natalie Portman Wants You Inside

Natalie Portman just launched a website MakingOf.com, which is designed to transport you to the world of a Hollywood insider: " all-access pass to learn from and interact with actors, directors, producers, writ...
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The Writing On the Wall

DUMBO, where the Heeb offices are located, is replete with ironic graffiti (forget gang signs--you're more likely to find tags reading "Karma" in these parts). But today, as I strode towards work, I s...
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Diamond Dealer

5,769 years in the making, there is finally a blog dedicated to Jewish baseball players. Jews on First is written by a dedicated Baltimore Jewish baseball fan who started this blog to "honor his Jewish her...