American I-Dull

Tonight, the season finale of American Idol Season 10 pits two young country singers Scotty McCreery against Lauren Alaina. Better yet, who cares.
Lady Gaga

An open letter to Lady Gaga

You are talking to an infant that does not even exist yet, and you are saying stuff about washing its non-existent feet with your hair and being a prostitute wench. And, to be honest, it's making me uncomfortable.

No Mas, Abbas

Abbas may have gotten his PhD in History, but work like this reminds Jewdar why Oriental College in Moscow was considered a party school.

An American in England

Through existential self-pity, I resurrected my inflamed tonsils with Dickensian grandeur – and I imagined – or, I should say, tried to imagine – how happy I'd have been to be born (and, soon enough, died) a Briton.

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