Noam Chomsky Denied Entry To Israel
“‘Israel,’ Chomsky was informed, ‘doesn’t like what you have to say.'”
Chosen Music: An Interview with Ariel Pink
Alt-rock hero Ariel Pink talks about his new album before going off on the fall of civilization and other more important things: "I don't really give a shit about music."
This Month in Seinfeld Riffs
In the last few weeks, the net has ODed on The Show About Nothing. When a re-cut trailer for the Susan Ross-George Costanza relationship went live, I didn't say anything. And I kept mum when Funny or Die posted...
21-Year Old Terrorizes Heeb Office with Tairy Greene Mashup
For the last year, the Heeb office has been tortured by one particular YouTube vid. It's two seconds ripped from the 1:09 mark of a Tim & Eric sketch starring Zach Galifianakis as the asshole thespian, Tair...
Mel Gibson Stars in “Jew Hating Schmuck”
I hold no grudge against the anti-Semite, especially after one reporter jabbed at 'em for the "Sugartits" thing during his Edge of Darkness press tour, but this is pretty damn funny....
Heeb Welcomes Oy Babe! to the Internetz
We welcome the newest addition to the internet world of Jewess porn. The question still remains, though: Just how Jewish are these chicks?
Defamation: The Heeb Review
To uncover the meaning of anti-Semitism today, Shamir gains remarkable access to Foxman and the ADL -- providing a portrait of the organization consisting not of Machiavellian opportunism, but of confusion -- nebbishes with the best of intentions.
Stuff Tushies Hate: Colonoscopies
Be sure to check out more gluteal abhorrences at StuffTushiesHate.tumblr.com....
Horny Nerds and Holy Land Hassles: Monday’s Links
In what appears to be the beginning of a great zombie flick, Israel is bulldozing a bunch of Jewish graves for a new hospital. The government ended protests by religious Jews by promising the Orthodox a percentage of movie royalties. (CNN)
Heebonics: Schnorrer
schnorrer, shno'-rer
noun
(Yiddish)
a beggar or sponger
After stealing half a bottle of Scotch in one of Germany's finest hotels, the schnorrer rationalized that it was the least that he deserved even tho...
A Muslim Miss USA: Rima Fakih
As many are doubtlessly aware, top spot at the Miss USA pageant went to our Ishmaelite cousin, Rima Fakih, from Michigan. Jewdar, of course, wishes Ms. Fakih (or can we say "Miss" in this context?) nothing ...
Gratuitous Jewess: Leyla Leidecker
Boxer Leyla Leidecker, a.k.a Mrs. Yuri Foreman, is our toughest Jewess yet.
