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The Coen Brothers are Back With _A Serious Man_

July 30, 2009

The Coen brothers have released the trailer to their latest dark comedy, A Serious Man, out in October. It opens with the main character's (Michael Stuhlbarg) head being bashed against the wall and the rythmic ...

Madonna is Annoying, Again

July 30, 2009

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Madonna, whose spiritual awakening occurred 14 years ago when she found Kaballah and weaseled her way into the tribe, will now write about that experience in the popular Israeli newspaper, Yediot Ahronot. In he...

Daily Links

Liz

July 30, 2009

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The Yankees Next Superstar in the Making (River Ave Blues)Cocaine and Heroin Salt and Pepper Shakers (The Daily What) If Zac Efron Bungee Jumps in the Forest and No Tweens are There to Hear Him, Does He Make a ...

Rabbi’s Son – NJ Corruption Rat – No Longer Invited To Dinner

July 30, 2009

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Yup--Solomon Dwek is no longer welcome at Shabbat dinner. Dwek has garnered a lot of press as of late for being the snitch in everyone's favorite Jewish money-laundering scheme. He's also managed to royally pis...

New York Yankees Acquire Jew: Now Even More Hated

The Grand Conspirator

July 29, 2009

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We might make fun of Jews obsessed with Jews in professional sports, but we're not immune from the affliction. From the Twitter of ESPN and NY Times baseball analyst Tyler Kepner: The New York Yankees have acq...

Charlyne Yi and Channing Tantum Prove (Again) No One Puts Baby in the Corner

July 29, 2009

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Growing up, every little Jewish girl swooned over Dirty Dancing--hunkering down in the rec room for the 17th viewing in a row following a bout of unrequited love, or practicing those super hot steps out in the ...

Dreidel Hustler Presents: Accidental Fartings on Live TV

Brian Abrams

July 29, 2009

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Give it up for these ass-blowing champs.Leslie Nielsen on Random U.K. Morning Show: Instructor on Fitness Show: Regis on Live With Regis and Kelly: Brendan Pongia on Morning Fluffs: Mama ...

Sieg Heil! More of Roseanne Barr, Our Favorite Domestic Nazi Goddess

Liz

July 29, 2009

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Didn't get enough Roseanne Barr in The Germany Issue? Lucky for you, we had more choice Barr quotes than we could fit into the magazine. Here's her thoughts and more pictures, including the Polaroid of Roseann...

Daily Links

July 29, 2009

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7-Year-Old Takes Car for Spin to Avoid Church (Associated Press) Stuff Hipsters Hate--Religion (Stuff Hipsters Hate) The Complete Fast Food Mafia Poster (The Daily What)Apple Claims New iPhone Only Visible to...

WHERE HAVE YOU GONE, SANDY KOUFAX?

Liz

July 29, 2009

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It's been 30 years since Sandy Koufax inspired Jewish pride among sports fans when he refused to pitch in the World Series on Yom Kippur. Since then, however, only a few athletes have been publicly celebrated as the heroes of a group better know for its doctors and lawyers. Allen Salkin takes a close look at a culture straining to beat back a stereotype that may be all too true.

New In The Shop: The _Heeb_ Kidney

July 28, 2009

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When Rabbi Levy-Izhak Rosenbaum's recent arrest kept him from making a move on a large shipment of human kidneys and we were offered the load at a huge discount, we naturally jumped at the business opportunity....

Do You Know This Kid?

Liz

July 28, 2009

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If so, tell him Heeb is looking for interns and to send his resume to [email protected] ...