When Rabbi Levy-Izhak Rosenbaum‘s recent arrest kept him from making a move on a large shipment of human kidneys and we were offered the load at a huge discount, we naturally jumped at the business opportunity.
Don’t be shocked by the price. "One of the reasons it’s so expensive is because you have to shmear all the time," Rosenbaum had explained to the uncover FBI agent.
Hopefully, Heeb‘s "shmear," which includes a subscription to the magazine and our new Kosher T-Shirt, will be enough of a payoff to keep the authorities looking the other way.
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