Madonna, whose spiritual awakening occurred 14 years ago when she found Kaballah and weaseled her way into the tribe, will now write about that experience in the popular Israeli newspaper, Yediot Ahronot. In her new column, Esther, as she likes to call herself on Jewish days, will write about her life and religious experiences. The frequency and duration of the column is still to be determined.
How It Changed My Life :
The most successful songstress in the world writes for
Yidanot Achranot
Sadly, I dropped out of Hebrew school, and the preview of her first piece that will run on Friday is only available in Hebrew online today, so I can’t sufficiently make fun of her prose. My guess is there’s something in there about trying to stay true to her faith while dating a hot, young Latino named Jesus.
“weaseled into the tribe”? Sounds like ethnic bigotry to me. My understanding of the Torah suggests that membership in the community of Isreal is relative to obedience to the law. Might you not be the spiritual gentile you so much dislike?
“weaseled into the tribe”? Sounds like ethnic bigotry to me. My understanding of the Torah suggests that membership in the community of Isreal is relative to obedience to the law. Might you not be the spiritual gentile you so much dislike?
“weaseled into the tribe”? Sounds like ethnic bigotry to me. My understanding of the Torah suggests that membership in the community of Isreal is relative to obedience to the law. Might you not be the spiritual gentile you so much dislike?
hey davidreed, lighten up it was a joke. Also, does anyone else have a grandmother named Estha? ‘Cause it cracks me up that madona donned the same name as my stereotype of a Jewish grandmother.
Paying money to a cult of sham hardly qualifies one for entry into the tribe.
Did somebody at the JCC all of a sudden put out an APB on Heeb?? The people commenting on this board all of a sudden sound like my racist grandparents in Ft. Lauderdale.