Archives – Page 22

Happy Birthday, Elvis! Sincerely, Blue Suede Jews

January 8, 2010

I was never an Elvis fan. Too much fringe, too much jowl. Then I heard about Shmelvis: Elvis is Jewish (And Nobody Cares), a documentary that follows a band of characters through Israel and Tennessee in search ...

H&M Destroys Unsold Clothing, Eco-Jews to the Rescue

January 8, 2010

Archives

4

The New York Times reported on Tuesday that companies like H&M and Walmart routinely throw away unsold clothing, even going so far as to slash merchandise. Bags of ruined clothes were discovered at the 34th...

Woody Allen Endorses Smirnoff Vodka

Brian Abrams

January 8, 2010

Archives

13

(click here for larger image) Considering it was over 40 years ago, I can't imagine this booze campaign earned the Woodster a fraction of what he made from last year's American Apparel ad, but it's nice, right...

_Holy Land Hardball_: Searching for Sandy Koufax

StevenM

January 8, 2010

Archives

10

Boston businessman Larry Baras hit it big with his "UnHoley Bagel." (A bagel that comes pre-stuffed with cream cheese. Pure genius.) And with his bagel cash, Baras went on to realize an even more improbabl...

The Best of Hairy Chests

Notorious J.A.P.

January 8, 2010

Archives

10

It's no surprise that YouTube's Litefuzz Channel, committed to sharing clips of swarthy pectoral playgrounds, showcases an ample amount of tribe members. Check out the jungles on Adam Goldberg, Eli Roth and, of...

Israel and Lebanon at War Over Delicious, Creamy Substance

January 8, 2010

Archives

4

Israel and Lebanon are at war again, but this time it's over food. Residents of Abu Gosh, an Arab-Israeli village near Jerusalem will be challenging the world record for largest dish of hummus ever made. The cu...

Natalie Portman Tells _Elle U.K._ She Does Not Like Jew Roles or Holocaust Movies

StevenM

January 7, 2010

Archives

47

This month's Elle U.K. has some seriously hot pictures of cover girl Natalie "I didn't want to be seen as a sex object" Portman in lingerie. The Jerusalem-born actress reveals she's "always tried...

Firefighters Rescue Schmeckle Trapped in Metal

Brian Abrams

January 7, 2010

Archives

9

This just in: Some hornball in the U.K. slipped his junk into a seductive metal pipe, requiring both firemen and medical assistance to get his baby arm out of there. (Hate it when that happens.)After using a fo...

I Feel Jesus Inside Me

Notorious J.A.P.

January 7, 2010

Archives

20

I accept Jesus as my personal savior, Hallelujah! I've converted from Babeland's battery-operated nicknacks to Divine Interventions's Jackhammer Jesus (click to explore color options for this 7 1/2-inch high, 1...

Link Round Up

alexr

January 7, 2010

Archives

4

Crystal Brass Knuckles: "I am going to realign your chakras motherfucker!" (The Daily What)Brooklyn Synagogue Wants to Give You Tequila (Asylum)Heeb 100 Allison Schulnik's Upcoming Exhibition (Mark Moore G...

Ezra Klein Explains Health Care Debate on _The Colbert Report_

StevenM

January 7, 2010

Archives

35

Washington Post blogger Ezra Klein appeared on The Colbert Report last night to comment on the health care battle in a segment titled "Drag Me to Health." Klein (action starts around two-minute mark) ...

The Go-To Crew for _Ghostbusters 3_ (Like It or Not)

Brian Abrams

January 7, 2010

Archives

11

According to Harold Ramis, that Ghostbusters threequel's on the way and will "introduce some new young Ghostbusters, and all the old guys will be in it, too." And now I can't stop thinking how obvious...