Ojos Rojos: The _Heeb_ Interview
Claremont, California's musical son may be Ben Harper and Snoop Dogg may currently reside there, but Ojos Rojos is the new shining light of the quiet college town on the east end of Los Angeles. Ojos Rojos play...
Quotes for Quotes
First they launched a new entertainment (read "celebrity") division, then they got caught writing Britney Spears' obit early, now the A.P. is selling quotation licenses. I guess it's true that newspap...
Jacob’s (Bunk Bed) Ladder
Semitic greaseball Jacob Arabov (a.k.a., "Jacob the Jeweller") is beginning two and a half years of hard time. Apparently, in between creating lavish bling for superstars such as Jay-Z and Kanye West and gellin...
Karma Comedian
We at Jewdar were delighted to hear that some self-declared defender of Hinduism has taken it upon himself to take a stand against The Love Guru. According to Rajan Zed, the movie lampoons Hinduism and uses te...
Somebody Wake Up Guinness! The World’s Largest Elvis Velvet Painting
By Brenna Ehrlich
He's the Pelvis, the King, the Atomic Powered Singer and he's also allegedly a Jew—and his tear-stained face is plastered across a 12-foot by 12-foot swath of velvet at the Tattoo Factory, ...
George Carlin: The Heeb Interview
Okay, so I didn't exactly get to interview the legendary comedian face-to-face, but in my pubescent years, I pestered a bunch of entertainers with questionairres via snail mail. Carlin was one of the few cele...
Where in the World is Lapo Elkann?
I was a bit surprised when I learned that Lapo Elkann (heir to the Fiat Throne) was set to be honored at Chabad Lubavitch of Midtown Manhattan's Twelfth Annual Dinner. But then again, I guess once you've endure...
Crown Princesses
Back in 2006, Juive au jus Alexandra Rosenfeld won Miss France and went on to take Miss Europe. As is usually the case, it takes a little while for French fashions to make their way across the Channel, but th...
The _Heeb_ Olympics and You!
Compete in the _Heeb_ Olympics, a reality competition pitting four athletes (we use that term loosely) against one another in games ranging from "Yarmulke Discus" to "Gefilte Fish Wrestling."...
You Know What We Did Last Summer
Bruce Weber models a fashion shoot after summer camp. Where have we seen that before?...
_Fair_ Play?
Last week, Wormser (above) and the rest of us spent an afternoon in Central Park and took another softball-schooling from another magazine, but the post-game rants online from Vanity Fair's head coach are altog...
