Where in the World is Lapo Elkann?

I was a bit surprised when I learned that Lapo Elkann (heir to the Fiat Throne) was set to be honored at Chabad Lubavitch of Midtown Manhattan’s Twelfth Annual Dinner. But then again, I guess once you’ve endured a gnarly cocaine overdose after partying with Italian transsexuals, anything’s possible. The event went down last Wednesday at Cipriani Midtown, but Elkann was a no-show and as of last Wednesday night, neither co-honoree Brett Ratner nor dinner chairman Nat Rothschild had any idea what had happened to him.

Here’s to the hope that Elkann hasn’t found a new use for his tefillin.

What do you think?

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The Grand Conspirator

The Grand Conspirator is part of a secret Semitic society that traces its roots to Medieval Salamanca. He will be saying Kaddish for Soupy Sales for the rest of his life.

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