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February 25, 2010

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(Video after the jump) Health care negotiations finally got Representative Anthony Weiner (D-NY) to freak out yesterday. Forced to resort to Yiddish to fully articulate his disgust, Weiner called the GOP a &quo...

Heeb Has Not Launched a Chain of Grocery Stores

February 25, 2010

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Though it's true we've expanded our print empire with an Australian edition and have recently discovered the enigmatic Jewish recording artist known as DJ Kool Jew, we have yet to conquer the food and beverage ...

Fake Hasids Rob Jewelry Store

Lauren Soroken

February 24, 2010

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(video after the jump)Diamond District wholesalers Atul Shah and Mahaveer Kankariya have finally been busted for staging the fake robbery in 2008 where thieves dressed as Hasidic Jews -- completely ripping off ...

Mo’Nique’s Hairy Legs

February 24, 2010

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“Blossom’s” Mayim Bialik Fears for “Boner” Stabone: “Growing Pains” Actor Still Missing

February 24, 2010

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News of actor Andrew Koenig's (Richard "Boner" Stabone from Growing Pains and the son of Checkov from Star Trek) disappearance in Vancouver made our dicks shrink just a little.The mainstream media's certainly k...

Heeb Storytelling: Robert Schwartz on Being the Only Jew at Catholic School

February 24, 2010

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(video after the jump) Heeb Storytelling hit Brooklyn's famed art space Galapogos this month. Hosted by Michelle Collins (Best Week Ever) seven-minute Jewish tales were told by actor/filmmaker Jon Golbe (The Co...

Ultra-Orthodox Insist Their Women Remain Unattractive

February 23, 2010

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Not only are braces officially taboo among the haredi these days, ultra-Orthodox Jewesses may face difficulty finding a salon to trim those bushy brows.Rabbi Yosef Elyashiv's ruling regarding braces was announc...

Is Rahm Emanuel Going Rogue?

February 23, 2010

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Official fall guy for the health care debacle, Rahm Emanuel, like the Jewish state, may be fighting recent criticism with a PR offensive, and he might even be throwing some colleagues under the bus. After hardc...

Visual Proof Jews Have All the Money

February 23, 2010

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(click for larger image)In the spirit of total transparency, the idealists at Good.is have created an easy chart that breaks down American wealth by religious groups. Out of fifteen faiths -- including Buddhist...

Nosh Pit: How to Chop an Onion

Morgan Jarrett

February 23, 2010

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Upon recent observation of my sister, who is no novice in the kitchen, I realized properly chopping an onion may not be such common knowledge. As the core ingredient to almost every good recipe, everyone should...

Have You Seen Richard “Boner” Stabone?

Notorious J.A.P.

February 22, 2010