Gemeralds for sale
Finally. Finally, the government is going to sell me my drug dealer's jewelry. The entire country was just dying to know what happened to the Taz charm necklace that swung so daintily from the neck of my sweet,...
I Need a Big Digital Hug
So, I had not noticed this before, but when one signs on toMedia Bistro job listingsnowadays, a message appears reading: "Hi there, we still love you!But we require an email and password to viewJob Details...
Winning the State of Montana
Cyrus the Great swished her magical equine hair around and wished for the greatest holiday present of all, Malia Obama. ...
Rahmbunctious
According to Rahmfacts.com, Rahm Emanuel said "the Republicans can go fuck themselves" right after the 2006 midterm elections. Other factual tidbits (unlike the Chuck Norris site that was popular las...
Patriot Games
The once perky New England Patriots' cheerleader Caitlin Davis proved to be, well, less perky last week when pictures of the 18 year-old surfaced on her Facebook profile drawing penises, swastikas and the appar...
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
Phil Spector, the legendary producer behind arguably one of the best Christmas albums of all time, has been said to get violent when drinking. Spector is as famous for his hairpieces as his hits such as "Y...
_Heeb_ Hundred in Houston
Join us for the opening reception of the Heeb Hundred Portrait Exhibition as it opens at the Archway Gallery in Houston on Thursday, November 13. The Heeb Hundred is both a measure of where young Jews are today...
The World’s Second-Best Second-Rate Action Hero
I just got wind of a new movie starring your favorite aging, Belgian, action movie superstar, Jean-Claude Van Damme, that's called—no joke—JCVD. The film is a parody about the rare breed of actor known as "...
Growing Pains
I know this will be a disappontment to many, but this post is not about Tracey Gold. Rather, it's about the curious lunacy which has led many Orthodox Jews to believe that President Elect Obama is the worst thi...
Nerd Alert
Astute observers of Jewdar may have detected a slight tendency towards caustic cynicism on our part. When it comes to comic god Neil Gaiman, however, we hold our tongue, since in our estimation, the comic book...
Obama to Country: “Let’s Hug it Out”
Obama's first pick for his White House staff is uber-yid Rahm Emanuel, a ballet school graduate whose father was a member of a militant Zionist organization and whose brother is the most powerful agent in Holly...
Dirty Little Pretty Palin
The Republicans are pissing all over Mrs. Palin's burning corpse. With all the delicious gossip pouring out from every orifice of Fox News and Newsweek's tell-all on Palin's shower etiquette, one can't help but...
