Donut Incubus
WHY is Paula Deen so hungry? The corpulent debutant is mind-fucking America with her food weapons. For further wretching, watch her "make love to her tater."...
This Just In
Long standing conflict ends as Israel returns lawn mower to Palestine. via The Onion...
Heebonics
Tushy-Shtup, noun, verb (from the yiddish "tuchis" and "shtup")
1. Anal intercourse.Â
2. To screw someone over.
Al Gore produced a $100 million documentary and won an Oscar as well as the Nobel Prize, ...
Invisible Touch
Strangers touching strangers. This lovely collection of photos showcases years of awkward people posing spontaneously together, hands and feet nearly frottage-free. ...
Tushy Talk
Jewdar has been riding my ass lately, not because of its apple-shaped firmness, but because of the Heebonics entry I managed to finagle into our Politics Issue that apparently bastardizes Yiddish. Sorry Jewdar,...
_Heeb_ Hundred in Washington, D.C.
Join Heeb Magazine for the opening reception of the Heeb Hundred Portrait Exhibition at Sixth & I. The exhibition is both a measure of where young Jews are today and a window into their future. The ...
Ponytail: The _Heeb_ Interview
Ponytail sound like a pop-punk pogo party. They have built a reputation for their ecstatic live shows. Their second album, Ice Cream Spiritual, is full of hyperactive, post-punk in over-drive --anthems that can...
_Scrubs_ Star Loves Him Some Israel
Now that 'Scrubs' star Zach Israel Braff is officially emancipated from TV series slavery, he's taking it easy. ("When you work on a television series, they own you.") Ha'aretz caught up with him whil...
Return of the Clintons
This holiday season, don't miss the opportunity to thrust your nuts between Hillary's thighs or play with Bill's curvy metallic phallus. The Clinton-themed nutcracker and corkscrew set is now available for $28....
Pork Roast at the White House?
In one final slap in the face to the Jewish community, Mr. and Mrs. Bush sent out their Hannukkah party invitations to America's Jewish leaders with one small oversight. The front of the card, which announces a...
Stanky Panties
This is either the most bizarre or the most noble attempt at making the world a better place. Perfect for that special someone with IBS, Shreddies conceal the sweet stink of life, says some lady dental hygenist...
