Crappy Holidays
The Onion recently released a line of Holiday cards "for people who don't send holiday cards." Among them, a card featuring two Jewish children with their noses pressed against a window, Little Match Girl ...
Low-Tech Lynching
Absurdist director David Lynch has a new hobby: Running a foundation. The David Lynch Foundation for Consciousness-Based Education and World Peace raises money for in-school meditation programs. Um, aren't ther...
Lieberman Regrets Being a Dickhead
Check out Joseph Lieberman on this past Sunday's Meet the Press. ...
First Middle East Comedy Festival
A comedy festival without Jews is like a Cher concert without gays--i.e. inconceivable. But however daunting a venture this may be, a group of bone-tickling Arabs are going to a take a heartfelt stab at it. Am...
Hajj Podge
Like many, Jewdar has been bemused over the years by the assorted goi polloi who have immersed themselves in the pseudo-Jewish world of the kabballah. With word that Michael Jackson has become a Muslim, we hav...
Heil Mein Furor!
Oh, those wacky Belgians--when not dismembering Africans, making waffles, or just having an all round Smurfy day, they just can't seem to get around the man crush many of them--from Paul de Man to thousands of ...
Miss Wormwood
Nothing like a good parasitic nightmare to brighten up your day! A woman who may have consumed undercooked pork or forgotten to have washed her hands post-potty time, grew a worm in her brain. ...
Toy Soldiers
In a horrifying headline, MSNBC claims that furbys are probably real and probably communicate with their tiny minds. These so-called pygmy tarsier's hands concern me. Are those THUMBS? ...
Inside the _Heeb_ Film Festival
Broadcasting from what sounded like a ruckus house party, the House Next Door recently spoke to Eric Kohn about programming the Third Annual Heeb Film Festival. They also had Michael Tully on the show to discus...
Having a Ball
The other night, Neo-Nazis snuck into a Jewish cemetery in eastern Germany and hung a severed pig's head from the main gate. They also scribbled the phrase, "six million lies" (presumably in pig's blo...
Happy Turkey Day from Sarah Palin
Watch this hilarious video of Sarah Palin giving an interview, completely oblivious to the turkeys be slaughtered behind her. It's been over two weeks since the election, and this womancontinues to be an unbea...
Somme Kind of Wonderful
We at Jewdar apologize for our absence (can you people at least pretend to notice we were gone), but a freak accident left us with a fractured fifth metacarpal (that's a broken pinky knuckle for the vast majori...
