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Shoe and Tell

When that guy threw a shoe at Bush, whatever your politics, you had to give him points for originality. Like anything, though, the more times you copy it, the more it fades. A guy threw a shoe at the Chinese pr...
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Meet the New Boss?

For a long time, Jews and gays have essentially treated Tinseltown like a time-share, and for good reason. The last time Hollywood's Jews went head to head with Hollywood's gays for Oscar glory, it was 1994, a...
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Cooprophagia

The Israeli-Palestinian conflict is a complicated affair, and if one really wishes to demonstrate an understanding of it, it requires a thorough reading in Jewish religious devotion to the land of Israel, 19th ...
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Peerless

Jewdar has never been particularly inclined to watch tennis, but this week, we've got nothing but love for the Tennis Channel. For those who've missed it, this past week, Dubai denied Israeli Tenniseuse Shahar...
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Another Neuman-Run Mag to Publish Quarterly

For years, _Heeb_ publisher Josh Neuman has nursed a certain amount of resentment towards Alfred E. Neuman, A. Because _Mad_ Magazine publishes as a monthly B. Because Josh wants to be the most famous Neuman in...
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Last Licks

And so we have reached the end of the administration of the man many Jews consider "the best friend Israel ever had" in the White House. To recap for those who weren't paying attention, since then, Is...
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Say it Ain’t So, Gwyneth

So tonight Jewdar is all set to watch the truly remarkable Waltz with Bashir, and a trailer comes on for a Jewquin Phoenix/Gwyneth Paltrow (whose Abrahamic ancestry is sufficiently well-known to need no dazzlin...
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Civil Divorce

In a move eagerly awaited by embarrassed advocates of intermarriage, Blake Civil-Fielder (aka, The British K-Fed) announced that he would be divorcing Amy Winehouse, allegedly due to her adultery. Jewdar prays...
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That’s So Eno

All right, we admit, we're always pleased when a celebrity says something nice about Israel, but can the rest of them please shut up, already? I mean, if Bono doesn't condemn Israel, what makes you think you ca...