Meet the New Boss?
For a long time, Jews and gays have essentially treated Tinseltown like a time-share, and for good reason. The last time Hollywood's Jews went head to head with Hollywood's gays for Oscar glory, it was 1994, a...
Cooprophagia
The Israeli-Palestinian conflict is a complicated affair, and if one really wishes to demonstrate an understanding of it, it requires a thorough reading in Jewish religious devotion to the land of Israel, 19th ...
_Heeb_ Magazine Fake Holocaust Memoir Competition
To be sure, false Holocaust memoirs are hardly a recent phenomenon (Next time, Art Spiegelman, do a little research--there was no concentration camp called "Mauschwitz."). But in recent years, they s...
Another Neuman-Run Mag to Publish Quarterly
For years, _Heeb_ publisher Josh Neuman has nursed a certain amount of resentment towards Alfred E. Neuman, A. Because _Mad_ Magazine publishes as a monthly B. Because Josh wants to be the most famous Neuman in...
Walla Walla, Washington’s Whitman Wonks Muse on Mixed Model Minority Marriages
It seems that Jewdar is not the only one who has spent time wondering what life is like at the home of Maury Povich and Connie Chung. Apparently Walla Walla's Whitman College is conducting the world's first e...
Last Licks
And so we have reached the end of the administration of the man many Jews consider "the best friend Israel ever had" in the White House. To recap for those who weren't paying attention, since then, Is...
Say it Ain’t So, Gwyneth
So tonight Jewdar is all set to watch the truly remarkable Waltz with Bashir, and a trailer comes on for a Jewquin Phoenix/Gwyneth Paltrow (whose Abrahamic ancestry is sufficiently well-known to need no dazzlin...
Civil Divorce
In a move eagerly awaited by embarrassed advocates of intermarriage, Blake Civil-Fielder (aka, The British K-Fed) announced that he would be divorcing Amy Winehouse, allegedly due to her adultery. Jewdar prays...
That’s So Eno
All right, we admit, we're always pleased when a celebrity says something nice about Israel, but can the rest of them please shut up, already? I mean, if Bono doesn't condemn Israel, what makes you think you ca...
Loose on the Forty-Deuce
Anyone prove they love Israel by showing up to the Israel Day Parade on a sunny summer day. But several thousand of us who really, really love the Jewish state were out in force on Sunday on 42nd Street, showin...
Diss Proportionate
Of all the annoying and absurd allegations aired against Israel in this era, perhaps none is so ludicrous as the charge that Israel's response is "disproportionate." Well, duh. Isn't it supposed t...
