Lookin’ Fine
Jewdar is not thrilled with the "all goy all the time" lineup for the new Three Stooges biopic. What makes the choice of Sean Penn (who at least has a touch of the Torah-brush) as Larry so annoying, ...
First Iowa, Then Manhattan?
As soon as we saw the news about Iowa legalizing same sex marriage, we knew it was coming, and lo and behold, just a few days later, Vermont follows suit. Let's be clear, we have no problem with gays, but we th...
Damn That’s A Big Ass, Controversy
Let's first of all get some conflict of interest issues out of the way: Yes, Streit's has been a longtime advertiser in Heeb. And yes, Heeb's own associate director of business David Kelsey was involved in the ...
Battle of the Beards
In what seems to Jewdar to be the basis for what may be the most awesome sitcom ever, a group of Amish took a chasidic-sponsored tour of Crown Heights, allegedly for the purpose of developing ties between the t...
The King James Bible
Sometimes something comes along which is just so freakishly crazy that even we couldn't come up with it. Case in point--that NBA superstart LeBron James, when asked by Time Magazine who whom he would tap for t...
_Heeb_ Magazine Fake Holocaust Memoir Contest: Deadline for Submissions Only One Week Away
As we approach the April 1 deadline for entries to Heeb Magazine's Fake Holocaust Memoir Contest, I thought I'd chime in on the online cottage industry of Heeb haters it seems to have engendered. In my 5 years ...
Ancient Israelite Text Inspires Cyberharassment
Let's be clear about this. There's no such a thing as good cyberharassment. Pretty much by definition, it's always bad, and always crazy. But accepting those qualifiers, we can say that there is a difference be...
29,000 Problems But a Bitch Ain’t One
And the wacky misadventures of John Demjanjuk keep on going. Drafted into the Red Army, taken prisoner by the Germans, recruited as an SS auxilliary to work in a death camp, came here after the war under false ...
_The Watchmen_: The _Heeb_ Review
To be sure, The Watchmen is not the Jewiest of films (but since this is Jewdar, the Comedian is played by Jeffrey Dean Morgan, who also plays the dead deforeskinned dreamboat, Judah Botwin, in Weeds), but we to...
Richard Williamson Parses his Anti-Semitic Views
Schismatic Bishop and ex-excommunicant Richard Williamson is really the gift that keeps on giving. First, he denies the Holocaust right around the time the Pope readmits him to the Church. Then, he issues an ap...
Shoe and Tell
When that guy threw a shoe at Bush, whatever your politics, you had to give him points for originality. Like anything, though, the more times you copy it, the more it fades. A guy threw a shoe at the Chinese pr...
