The New York Times Columnist opens up about his smokey past, and ends up writing an annoying Bar Mitzvah speech in the process.
You asked for it (probably) and now you've got it (whether you like it or not) - the best Heeb of the year
Comediva's Ari and Emma spend their evenings getting drunk on the sofa and making up fake Hebrew words. (That's a thing normal people do, right?)
Our last advice column of 5773, and it's a doozy! Porn as a Bar Mitzvah gift, guilt that's good for you, and sexual tools for self-improvement.
Jorel becomes a Jewish man by belting out Queen's greatest hits, pointing to his crotch, and being all-around awesome.
Drake's Jewishness and blackness are, apparently, always in question.