Arquette Mans Up

As some Heeb readers may be aware, the second most important Arquette (above, without the black hat) filed for divorce this week, nearly two years after he and Courtney Cox separated. As Jewdar learned in grad school, history isn’t about “when things happen,” it’s about “why things happen when they happen.” Rarely has a major historical event’s causation been more clear than in this case. So what brought on David Arquette’s decision? As more Heeb readers are doubtlessly aware, Arquette, on location filming a show at the Kotel, had his bar mitzvah, 27 years late, but nu, better than never.  Ending a marriage isn’t easy. But as Dovid ben Avrohom showed us all, sometimes, a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.

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jewdar

The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division. He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.

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