HEEBONISM
If you're lonely this Christmas Eve and you live in NY, San Fran, Miami, Chicago, Denver or Portland, then you only have yourself to blame. Here's all the info you need: Fontana's 105 ...
Matt and Kim (and Arye)
Last week, our longtime music editor, Arye Dworken, guest hosted MTV's "Subterranean" with special guests Matt and Kim. Arye asked the duo hard-hitting questions about the merits of the ampersand and ...
Say Hi To Your Mother For Me, A’ight?
Oh, snap! Marky Mark got his panties all up in a funky bunch over "big fucking nosed" Andy Samburg's SNL sketch parodying the Boston Brut's mad film networking skillz. Check out the damage Marky plans...
Breakdowns: Interview With Art Spiegelman
By Brian Heater
"What is art to you?" I'm silent for a moment. Not because I'm thinking hard about the question—at least not at first—but rather, because my first inclination upon being asked is an attempt t...
Call Me James
The first time rock journalist Steve Bloom sat down with James Brown, the Godfather of Soul reamed his ass. That was before Brown found out that Bloom was a Jew.
Where the Hose At?
While the rest of the world bitches about high gas prices or rakes in money off $135/barrel oil, Israel has quietly positioned itself to be the king of the next resource shortage: water. Living in the desert ...
Umanic Panic
El Al was helpless when a riot broke out on its flight to Kiev on Sunday morning. Apparently, a group of Chasidim traveling to the grave of Rav Nachman in Uman became enraged when the flight started to show a f...
It’s Alive!
Saturday Night Live has been enjoying a resurgence in political relevance as of late. But what really got our attention was Heeb coverboy Jonah Hill's tour-de-force as six-year-old borscht belter Adam Grossman...
David Zucker: The _Heeb_ Interview
Who else but Hollywood veteran David Zucker could possibly direct a brainless Spidey spoof like Superhero Movie? This is the guy, after all, who teamed up with Jim Abrahams and brother Jerry Zucker to deliver g...
Bobby Fischer Loses Final Game
Chess prodigy, Icelandic citizen, anti-Semite (and half-Jew) Bobby Fischer has passed away. To reminisce about his epic showdown with Soviet Boris Spassky, check out the wikipedia "entry":http://en.wikipedia.or...
Epic Trip
Testament, by media theorist and culture critic Doug Rushkoff and Liam Sharp, is serialized as a monthly comic book from DC/Vertigo and then collected into a graphic novel every five or six issues — Testame...
Feast or Famine
With the book and now film _Fast Food Nation_, Walmart's recent switch to organic produce, Slow Food restaurants popping up all over the country and what seems to be a growing hunger for "inconvenient truths," ...
