Urban Kvetch: Second Ave. Deli
Second Ave. Deli
Please just move to Times Square where you belong. Think about it: All the German and Japanese tourists will be within walking distance, and you can even raise the price of a pastrami sandwich...
Urban Kvetch: The Locker Room At The Friar’s Club
The Locker Room At The Friar's Club
To all of those Christian groups dedicated to "curing" homosexuality through "reparative therapy": just send Ted Haggard to the locker room at the Friars Club and expose him...
Urban Kvetch: People Who Claim To Be Afraid Of Clowns
People Who Claim To Be Afraid Of Clowns
Here's the thing: They're not. They just think that saying they are makes for some sort of childhood-trauma personality accoutrement, fostering the illusion that they're...
Urban Kvetch: Two Dimes and a Nickel
Two Dimes and a Nickel
The ice cream comes out to $4.50. I give you a five and you give me a quarter, two dimes and a nickel. Are you rationing for some pinball war I should know about? You've got plenty of qu...
Urban Kvetch: Girls Who Hang Out With Guys Cause Girls Are “Too Jealous”
Girls Who Hang Out With Guys Cause Girls Are "Too Jealous"
We're not jealous. You see, men only sit through your bullshit because they want to insert themselves inside of you. They will listen to you say thing...
Urban Kvetch: “The Rebbe’s Court”
The Rebbe's Court
The world's first ultra-orthodox soap opera, The Rebbe's Court, which premiered on Jerusalem TV this past fall, offers a new twist on the traditional daytime drama. According to cast member O...
Tushy the Cat
Tushy the Cat has become somewhat of a luminary in the U.K.
News Flash: Tushy the Cat Has New Facebook Photo
It's the first pic of the Heeb 100 feline that's been uploaded in months. Check out more on his fan page. ...
Man Behind Maneggs.com Adds Depth to Oscar the Grouch
It's standard procedure for any of us to point/laugh at anything raucous, nasty or just plain ol' fucked-up, but the man behind Maneggs.com, an online comic strip site that imagines the sinister (yet realistic)...
Grading the Holocaust Memorial Day Speeches
Yesterday was International Holocaust Remembrance Day, a great opportunity for politicians to appeal, pander and, possibly, inspire. Haaretz reporter Gideon Levy called the day "a boom for Israeli propagan...
Esti Ginzburg Loves Israel More Than Bar Refaeli (Updated)
(video after the jump)Israeli model Esti Ginzburg is in the news for not wiggling her way out of her country's mandatory military service. ("Unlike other Israeli celebrities," according to the bitchy ...
Fuck, Marry, Kill: The Robot Edition
There's so much to look forward to in the Tensies: wars, an impending apocalypse, and assuming we survive, sex robots. David Levy, author of Love and Sex with Robots, says the first electronic fuck puppets will...
