The Locker Room At The Friar’s Club
To all of those Christian groups dedicated to “curing” homosexuality through “reparative therapy”: just send Ted Haggard to the locker room at the Friars Club and expose him to all of those hairy bellies, veiny legs and tiny wieners, and he’ll come out as straight as John Wayne. The locker room at the Friars Club is more painful than electroshock therapy. I’m not even gay and the hideous imagery makes me want to flush my Kiehl’s Pineapple Papaya Facial Scrub down the toilet.
JOSHUA NEUMAN
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