Urban Kvetch: Dance Dance Revolution

Dance Dance Revolution
Quit claiming it’s “just like Guitar Hero.” Dance Dance Revolution is to Guitar Hero what Napoleon Dynamite is to Justin Timberlake. Anyone who attempted their DDR “dance moves” in the real world would look like they were a contestant on Who Wants to Be a Jackass? Yes, GH and DDR have similar concepts, but so too do a blowtorch and rubbing two stick together. Next time I feel like stepping in four different directions at the same time while listening to crappy Japanese techno, remind me to get a life.

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One Response

  1. Jareth

    Wow. I think I just lost my irrationally sunny predisposition towards Jews.
    You’re an idiot.
    You question DDR’s real world value: DDR builds cardiovascular strength and agility, what does Guitar hero teach you, to devote hundreds of hours mastering a cheap, childishly simplified, fake instrument?
    Guitar Hero is America’s lazy answer to Konami’s revolutionary arcade phenomenon.


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