Second Ave. Deli
Please just move to Times Square where you belong. Think about it: All the German and Japanese tourists will be within walking distance, and you can even raise the price of a pastrami sandwich from $14.25 to $25. It’s time to fess up to what you are: an overpriced theme restaurant-cum-nostalgia trip for a culture starving much more for authenticity than smoked meat.

JOSHUA NEUMAN

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